don't you all wish you had a husband that would invite all his loud friends over on your last night together before he goes away for two weeks and wrecks the nice dinner you had planned and then gets drunk, takes off, doesn't come home but leaves a nice voicemail at 2 am....
"usss, Mindy I can't come home cause usshh me and William are a little bit drinking"
I love being married.
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oh dan
tell him team whoop-ass doesn't approve and he too, shall feel the wrath of the team.
hey sorry i didn't call you back, i just got the message this morning. We are sort of sharing the phone these days. ugh. Sucks.
I will tell him. ha ha....
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